PROTEST! THERE'S ALOT MORE TO DO IN COLO. THEN JUST SKI! [img]eek.gif[/img]
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Home of the headless drivers
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ..... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do ! Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing crazies, and Very Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney ....
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland)
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Edjucashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men .... and the sheep are scared!
PROTEST! THERE'S ALOT MORE TO DO IN COLO. THEN JUST SKI! [img]eek.gif[/img]
MISTAKE BY THE LAKE??? The home of the Cleveland Browns, the ONLY city to be allowed to keep the rights to their name AND records after the team moved, the home of the R&R hall of fame? The city where the Cuyahoga River caught fire? OK, forget that last one! Besides, I always thought Ohio's motto was "Home Of Arkon"!
Ohio's REAL motto, "With God, All Things Are Possible" was declared uncostitutional by the 6th District Court of Appeals. C'mon everybody, say it with me: "SCREW the 6th District Court of APpeals!"
SCREW THE 6TH DISTRICT COURT OF APPEALS!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img] LOL!
<font color="#FFFFFF" size="1">[ October 02, 2003 09:32 PM: Message edited by: SEXY GRAMMA ]</font>
SCREW THE 6TH DISTRICT COURT OF APPEALS!!!
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SCREW THE GAS COMPANY FOR RAISING IT'S RATES! [img]mad.gif[/img]
Yeah, screw the 6th District ourt of Appeals AND the freakin' gas company!
YEAH. AND SCREW TELEMARKETTERS!
Don't forget to screw ME!!!! [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
<font size="3" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Helvetica, sans-serif">OK! SCREW DAVE!!!Originally posted by Father Dave:
Don't forget to screw ME!!!! [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
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Hehehe! I only meant that in the nicest way... [img]redface.gif[/img]
And.....and......and.....SCREW the 6th District Court of Appeals, and the gas company, and the telemarketers......and anything else I missed! [img]eek.gif[/img]
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